Caption: Before arriving in Texas, we swore we'd buy cowboy hats and maybe more, but upon seeing that a stupid cowboy hat can cost upwards of $700, we began to think otherwise. The only hats you can get for under $20 are at the supermarket and are called "Afterparty." Plus, though I'm not sure Renaud has this problem, every hat in the state of Texas is size 7&1/4, and that is clearly not big enough for my meaty head.